Someday I Will Write "The Chronicles Of Buffalo Dick"...

1. Don't go in any deeper, unless you can breathe Bullsh*t....
2. There is no such thing as a "Free Lunch", just nod and smile and don't buy anything..
3. I have Tourettes Syndrome, but it only shows up when I'm driving in rush hour...
4. You only have "X" amount of air left to breathe, don't waste it on Assh*les..
5. I love a good "battle of wits", but most people who argue are unarmed...
6. You do not have to be in the majority to be the one that is right..
7. Giving something makes you feel better than the person who needed it...
8. Ignorance can be cured, but stupid is forever...
9. When a little kid comes to your door step for a worthy cause, buy it, donate it, sign it, if you can.. You are teaching that child that good causes will find good people..
10. A smile is the most disarming weapon that you will ever carry...
Enjoy your week-end, people! I am now going to relax, after another week of life!