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Friday, March 14, 2008

Someday I Will Write "The Chronicles Of Buffalo Dick"...

1. Don't go in any deeper, unless you can breathe Bullsh*t....
2. There is no such thing as a "Free Lunch", just nod and smile and don't buy anything..
3. I have Tourettes Syndrome, but it only shows up when I'm driving in rush hour...
4. You only have "X" amount of air left to breathe, don't waste it on Assh*les..
5. I love a good "battle of wits", but most people who argue are unarmed...
6. You do not have to be in the majority to be the one that is right..
7. Giving something makes you feel better than the person who needed it...
8. Ignorance can be cured, but stupid is forever...
9. When a little kid comes to your door step for a worthy cause, buy it, donate it, sign it, if you can.. You are teaching that child that good causes will find good people..
10. A smile is the most disarming weapon that you will ever carry...
Enjoy your week-end, people! I am now going to relax, after another week of life!

23 comments:

Odat said...

Time's a wasting!! Hurry up!!! ;-)

Peace

Dana said...

When a little kid comes to your door step for a worthy cause, buy it, donate it, sign it, if you can.. You are teaching that child that good causes will find good people.

My husband gives me so much grief on this one - I am forever extending my newspaper subscription, ordering a new magazine, donating canned food, or whatever else some young person comes to my door "peddling."

doggybloggy said...

ok zarathustra....

Leighann said...

I'd like to have a lot of those as t-shirts or bumper stickers!!

Have a great weekend Buff!

Casdok said...

Ive found the smile one really does work!

buffalodickdy said...

odat- check back! I posted the Blog title before content!
dana- Sort out the cause, because some are scams! Then support a good one if you can...
DogB- "The truth is the truth"...
leighann- Your bumpers would make a great tee-shirt advertisment! You have a good week-end too, with your lovely family..

Finn said...

Wise words as always...

Akelamalu said...

Loved them all but especially #9 & #10!

Hope your weekend is great!

Mona said...

wow! Those are priceless, specially #9

Thanks for them Buf!

God Bless...

Tanya Kristine said...

I love #4 and suck at #9.

you rest easy my friend... :)

Beth said...

"Ignorance can be cured, but stupid is forever" have there ever been truer words?!

DutchBitch said...

Amen! on #6!!! Heh

buffalodickdy said...

casdok- Helps if you've got a good one like you do!
finn- Over a lifetime we hear really cool sayings, wisdom, and advice- and you never get to know when it will show up.....
Ake- What inspired this post today was traveling with a younger person who laughed everytime I said one of my old platitudes!
Mona- From the "Goddess of Good Wisdom", that means alot!
Tanya- No. 4 was a saying I heard from an old Polish friend- and I thought it was perfect too!
Beth- If a person asks the same question once or twice- that's ignorance. When they ask it more than 5 times- that's stupid!
DutchB- Welcome back! I live number 6 daily...

Odat said...

Ok...lol...thought you were just teasing us with things to come...
Great Chronicle!!! I love smiles!
:-)
Peace

MarmiteToasty said...

Smiles can make such a difference to others lives, it might be the only smile they get that day.....

Have a great weekend dear buffalo.....

x

Annie said...

Breathe deeply. That's what I sometimes need to remind myself.

buffalodickdy said...

odat- I posted the title, then went back and entered the content that needed editing! You managed to sneak in there before I was done!
marmy- When you smile you're safe... Pointing and laughing out loud doesn't work quite the same...
annie- I do that too, just before my Charlie Brown-like sigh....

Ron said...

Hey...I really like this, Buffalo!

I'm definately a #3. This is why I enjoy living in a city and NOT being behind the wheel...GRrrrrr!

#9 is a great one and totally agree! I love kids.

Enjoy your weekend, buddy!

snowelf said...

hey Unclebuff,

These are SO true.
I am big on the smile one too.
And of course, I'm a sucker for a little kid selling stuff. :)

Rest well this weekend, you've got another week coming up. ;)

--snow

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buffalodickdy said...

ron- I'm way better about this than I used to be! Right now all drivers in Michigan have road rage- about potholes so big your car would get stuck in them!
Snowniece- With your kind heart, I am not surprised at all...

Bina said...

I loved those! And the one about kids at the door? I couldn't agree more. You are my kinda man!

buffalodickdy said...

Smiles and freckles! You are my bud....