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Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Happy Halloween !

Candy bought- Reeses' Peanut Butter Cups (and backup York Peppermint Patties in case the kid is allergic to peanut butter!)
Weather- 55 F @ 6am, expected to drop 15 degrees w/wind by dusk.
Costume- Normal-looking suburbanite, except for theatrical quality vampire fangs ( got to remember to get some Poligrip on way home tonight!)
Expected visitors- 60-100.
Security Precautions- None beyond normal. Paintball guns have made eggs, toliet paper, soap and wax obsolete!(I hope!)
Hope you all have a safe, fun time tonight!
I used to run large Halloween Parties for the club I belong to.
I thought I'd list some of the costumes and funny moments for entertainments' sake.
Went as Caesar- Women kept trying to ck out what I was wearing under the toga!(jogging shorts-skimpy though!)
Went as Dracula- slicked my hair straight back ala Bela -people thought I looked better than normal hairdo!
Went as Vampire-Fangs kept falling out(and when they were in, I lisped like the biggest flaming gay in the building-and I was bartending!). On break, went down to Walgreens, went thru checkout as vampire w/Polygrip-and the night clerk didn't make comment one. Who goes into these places at night? I wonder!
Went as a "Parrothead"(Jimmy Buffett fan) Woman yelled "I know what your costume is-You're one of those peckerheads!"
Rest of night, got many compilments on my beak(Nice Pecker!)

4 comments:

Spidey said...

Reese's Peanut Butter Cups are my all time favorite---if you see a 5'9 tall spider with a pink wig on your doorstep--it's ME!! Gimme Gimme Gimmeeee!!

I would love to see some of your costumes. Is there anyway you could post one, or two, or three for us??

How that night clerk could have checked you out, and NOT noticed that you were a Vampire buying polygrip is beyond me. I would have been laughing soooo hard!!!

Happy Halloween!!!

Lynda said...

I didn't even think of the peanut allergy kids. Sometimes you have to be careful because the peanutless candy will say "May have been processed with equipment used to make peanut candies" or something long that lines.

All those costumes sound great. LOL. I agree with Spidey! Post pictures!

Nice pecker! ROFL!

Kayla said...

Nice pecker..haha
I have to admit I would have been one of those ladies trying to peek under your toga!
Naughty girl that I am
;-)

Amy said...

I don't think I've ever laughed as hard reading a blog as I have today.

You flaming gay peckerhead! LMAO!!!