Thursday, June 26, 2008
This Is Not A Political Joke....
A ship, carrying a load of live sheep from Australia to New Zealand, sank in the midst of a violent storm. The only survivors was a deck hand, a sheep, and an Australian Shepherd dog. They all washed up on the shore of a deserted island, miles from the shipping lanes... After a few days, the man was getting hungry, and thought he'd better kill the sheep. As he walked towards the sheep with a big stick, the dog attacked him, keeping him away from a sheep he was raised to protect! After that, the guy ate various seafoods, and there plenty of grass for the sheep. After 4 months, the guy was getting a little horny, and that sheep was looking better all the time... That night he quietly walked over by the sheep and started petting it. The dog attacked immediately, driving the guy away from the sheep! The next day, the guy spotted a rubber life raft off shore about a 1/4 mile. He swam out to the raft, pulled it ashore, and found a woman, unconscious lying on the floor. He woke her up to find he had rescued Hillary Clinton! That night, around a fire they ate and talked. The guy says; "I'm going crazy, I haven't had sex in months!" Hillary looks at the handsome man, smiles seductively and says "Is there anything I could do to help?" The guy says; "There sure is! Could you please take that dog for a walk?"...
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22 comments:
OMG That is sooo damn funny!!!!
*gigglesnort*
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
That is so funny!!:D :D :D
So very cruel, but so so very funny!!!!!!! ahahahaha.
Peace
leezee-I'd always rather tell a joke verbally, but on a blog- you can't!
anndi- You can change it to a beloved political figure in Canada too...
mona- I was in one of my moods...
odat- It's not mean! I don't think she likes guys, anyway...
Ha ha ha ha ha ha thanks I needed that laugh.
Now I gotta go change my panties.Damn weak bladder!
:D
That was good, you know I'll be telling that all weekend long!
Well of course he would, it makes perfect sense! ;)
PrePon- It's good to laugh! But then I guess that "Depends"... :)
finn- When I got nothin', I tell a joke!
leighann- Best way to remember a joke is to tell it alot!(but not to the same people twice!)...
Ake- This went well with your "55"!
Poor Hilary....or poor sheep?
...Of course, he directed that towards the dog.
Have a Great week-end Emeril...G
Love it!!
Hahahahaha great stuff!
hahahahahaha I thught it was only Welsh hill farmers that were attracted to sheep ;)
very funn buff lol
x
Bwahahahahahahahaha, *snort*. I SO needed that.
UrbanV- You would have guarded the sheep and the dog!
g-man- You're quick... very quick!
casdok- Good to hear from you!
roger- This world needs a few laughs, doesn't it?
Marmy- "Where men are men, and the sheep are nervous"....
claudia- Hope father-in-law is better, I'll be over to check..
Thanks for the laugh! Good one!
LOL it sure did!
Ha Ha Ha! Damn, that is funny and I haven't seen it before!
hahahaha....kody would point the way...damn dog.
My first visit to ur blog...and it was hilarious
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