This Is Not A Political Joke....

A ship, carrying a load of live sheep from Australia to New Zealand, sank in the midst of a violent storm. The only survivors was a deck hand, a sheep, and an Australian Shepherd dog. They all washed up on the shore of a deserted island, miles from the shipping lanes... After a few days, the man was getting hungry, and thought he'd better kill the sheep. As he walked towards the sheep with a big stick, the dog attacked him, keeping him away from a sheep he was raised to protect! After that, the guy ate various seafoods, and there plenty of grass for the sheep. After 4 months, the guy was getting a little horny, and that sheep was looking better all the time... That night he quietly walked over by the sheep and started petting it. The dog attacked immediately, driving the guy away from the sheep! The next day, the guy spotted a rubber life raft off shore about a 1/4 mile. He swam out to the raft, pulled it ashore, and found a woman, unconscious lying on the floor. He woke her up to find he had rescued Hillary Clinton! That night, around a fire they ate and talked. The guy says; "I'm going crazy, I haven't had sex in months!" Hillary looks at the handsome man, smiles seductively and says "Is there anything I could do to help?" The guy says; "There sure is! Could you please take that dog for a walk?"...