The Mona-Tagged-Me Meme....

I usually limit my meme activity to my invention, the mini-meme, but our dear friend Mona tagged me, and I feel I should fulfil this dubious honor... Mona is a great person who lives half a world away from me, who educates, entertains, and entices us with glimpses into her life in India- so different in many ways, and yet with so much common ground. If you haven't visited her, please do! You won't be sorry...
1. At what age do I wish to marry?
Already married for a long time, but next time at age 90, shotgun wedding..
2. If the end was near, and you had the chance, what would you say to your beloved?
"Who's the guy with the pitchfork yelling" "Your ass is mine, DeYoung..."
3. If sex was a game, would you be good at it?
Probably not, as cheating is a big part of me winning most games I play...
4. Where is the place you want to go most?
Back to the Mother ship, and back to the Home world...
5. If you have one dream come true, what would it be?
The Detroit Lions winning a Super Bowl in my lifetime(which the odds are the same as me getting hit by a meteor..)...
6. Do you believe you can survive without money?
Survive, yes. Have any fun trying it, no...
7. What are you most afraid to lose?
My mental and physical health.
8. If you won 1 million dollars, what would you do?
Quit my job, start my own business- probably something food related..
9. If someone broke your hand, what would you do?
Hit them with a blunt object, using my good hand...
10.List three good points about the person who tagged you.
1. Intelligent.
2. Kind. (except for tagging innocent people like me!).
3. Humorous.
11.How would you feel if your parents stopped giving you cash to spend?
My parents are long gone, and the cash was gone before that...
12.Describe your fantasized life...
If you believe your fantasy, it is your reality...Cripes! Jimminy Cricket lives...
13.What is your ambition?
To still make a positive difference in my little part of the world.
14.What is the one thing that would make you think someone is bad?
Witness someone doing something mean, or hurtful when they think no one is watching. No one is 100% bad, or 100% good, but there sure are alot of people with issues...
15. What are the most important thing in my life?
My family, my friends, my fellow humans, and my integrity in how I treat them..
16.Are you a shopaholic, or not?
I seldom shop- I buy! If I go into a store, it is for the purpose of buying something I need, or want- period! God help you if you're out of it...
17.If you had the chance, which part of your character would you like to change?
My "humble" needs work...
18.Do you believe in yourself?
I said my "humble" needed work- what do you think?
19.Honestly, do you think life is fair?
I once read in a book, I don't remember which one, a quote that I have been caught repeating occasionally... "Life ain't fair kid, and I hope you never thought it was.." Life is good, life is what you make it, fair and unfair have no meaning in describing life...
20. Are you an Optimist or a Pessimist?
Both, or neither- it depends on the situation and my mood!

If you are still reading this, I'm done! Now it's your turn, if you would like to give it a go...